Darwin v. Dipshit

by Your Mom

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only in America --
in this day and age
can a man running for leadership –
stand upon the stage
and tell the audience that –
evolution didn’t happen
then they all ate it up –
as I gaped with pants encrappened

really existed
denyin’ that
is fuckin’ tarded

Creation Science isn’t science
a wish is not reality
have all the God damned faith you want
but give up this stupidity
Creation Science isn’t science
curriculum is not a game
pray to who the Hell you want
but, Noah’s Ark is fucking lame

Tyrannosaurus fucking Rex –
stalked Cretaceous lands
came to be, then went extinct –
untouched by human hands
the Earth is 6k years of age –
like I’m a Chinese pilot
you evidence is still the lame –
no matter how you pile it

really existed
they did not, however
walk with mankind


I’m not screaming “Fuck your god! –
Faith is without worth!”
it’s that you don’t have the troof –
about the past of Earf
‘cause adding up the names, –
multiplying by “begats”
may provide distraction –
but won’t yield you any facts


released January 1, 2009


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Your Mom Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

It's five guys playing loud punk.
Some of us are old, some of us are not.
Some are fat, some not so much.
One wears a dress, because Your Mom wears a dress.
There's only one original member, but no one really cares.

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